I know I know you Bitches are wondering where is the Beautiful Black Goddess you adore?? Â No worries…don’t I look happy with my $500 monthly tribute and $2300 diamond ring from AndyPandie Nordstrom Bitch??? Â Something happens come spring time where I just like to rejoice in the change of seasons and enjoy a bit of sunshine. Â It seems every April I get sick of you Losers and need to take a break! Â Of course I keep in touch with My HOs in My Stable. Â I just dont have time or patience for any new boys trying to get my attention. Â Lucky for you, that time has passed and I am back to take ALL that’s mine. Â More $$$ more gifts more humiliation more adoration…all of my favorite things 🙂
So much has happened in the last month. Â Lots of wonderful gifts and of course cash Cash CA$H from you bitches. German SHITPig came thru and dropped another 350 euros into my fat wallet. Â AndyPandie sent his $500 on time as usual and Sissy Fag got promoted to Big Ticket HO!!! Â She spent over $1000 on amazon one night while drooling staring at me in my fur. Â She also bought the curly hair you see me rocking now. Â I love to change my looks so I got my fag bitch to buy me some new hair. Â We both LOVE it!!! Â Don’t you??
Andrew Hicks is still paying my car note at $550 and paid my Â cell phone for another $350. Â He still LOVES to get high and get abused by his Goddess. This dumb loser has spent over $35K so far and counting. Â My lil dick Loser has also stepped up to the plate buying up all the small stuff he sees on my Wishlist. Â Never knew a lil dick could be so useful. Â He checks my list daily and can’t wait to snatch up anything $25 or less…LOL!! Â He knows he is not worthy to buy Â BIG things because he needs constant reminder how small and insignificant he is. Â My other piece of shit white boy in the UK White Shit Cunt slithered his way back to my world seeking even more abuse. Â Turns out Goddess was right, White Shit Cunt is a professor afterall. Â Can you imagine if his students knew that he was really a piece of shit OWNED by a Beautiful Black Goddess? Â The class would roar with laughter!!! His dumbass bought me a few nice things too. Â Here are a few of the goodies I received.
hot fendi bag from sissy fag she is now a Big Ticket HO
sissy fag got this green leather summer bag too …YUMMY!!!Â
juicer from sissy fag…so far i mixed carrots apple orange lemon ginger and beet juice tasted good too
new camera for moms from white shit cunt
my Pet loves to buy handbags for Me… leopard Michael Kors
lil dick is programmed well to buy ALL cheap shit on my WISHLIST!!!
lil dick loser buys ALL dvds 🙂
fluffy new slippers from white shit cunt… u see the crown emblem on there? Â fit for a QUEEN!
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Check out my PURCHASED Christmas WishList. You HOs worked so hard to buy EVERYTHING on it! In total you loyal pets spent $7150 on the most wonderful presents for your Goddess. Of course the Top giving Bitches will be rewarded with special privileges and gifts from me. Special recognition will be given to Sissy Fag since this HO bought the LAST 3 items on my wishlist AFTER Christmas. Turns out there were three more items unclaimed by Christmas day so this obedient HO swooped in and quickly paid for them. Now thats how a good Bitch should be. Here is the breakdown of my Holiday Shopping spree:
Top Christmas HO
AndyPandie Nordstrom ATM Piggie Bitch! YAY!!!
Nordstrom Shopping Spree = $ 3600 !!!!!
Top Amazon HO
Sissy Fag…Great Job Bitch 🙂
Amazon Wishlist Items = $ 1400 !!!
Top CA$H HO
German ShitPIG.. this Bitch LOVES to go Broke for me
$400 CA$H and 2 amazon gifts!
My Pet = Amazon Wishlist Items $500
White Boy Loser = Amazon Wishlist Items $500
Turkey BOY = Amazon Wishlist Item $150
Anonymous LOSER = $100 gift card Victorias Secret 🙂
Pissy = Amazon Wishlist Items $500
(havent heard from this HO in TWO Years!! good job Bitch)
If you are on this list, it is because you FAILED in gifting your Goddess with a Christmas Present. If you expect ANY of my attention in 2009…you will rectify this problem IMMEDIATELY buy taking your Sorry ASS to my Wishlist and buying something fassssst! Otherwise your Dumb Loser self will become best friends with the IGNORE function on my Yahoo msgr 🙂
- The Most Stupid White Boy Ever aka Slave Cal
- Blondie Boy
- Andrew Hicks
- Drive By J
- White Shit Cunt
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My devoted UK Bitch AndyPandie is conforming to MY needs quite well. After years of serving me and others, this White Bitch is finally accepting his fate…at my feet dropping lots of CA$H and buying EXPENSIVE gifts. Not only did he purchase these AWESOME heels from Nordstrom, he also attempted to buy me the Gucci case I wanted from Neimans. Thank God for DriveBy J to save the day!!! Unfortunately, Andy cannot buy from there since he is in the UK and for some reason his transaction wont go thru. That’s okay though…Goddess easily comes up with a Plan B. I have reassigned him to Nordstroms and now he has NO problems buying whatever I want with overnite shipping. Since he did screw up the Gucci order…he happily made up for it by wiring me CA$H fasssssst. $800 definitely puts a smile on my face and helps me forget when you HOs fuckup. This pic is just for you Bitch 🙂
Last month I added SO many sexy ass heels to my Amazon FOOTBOYS wishlist and you motherfuckers delivered! I am truly happy like a kid in a candy store playing in all my new shoes. 🙂 SInce you Bitches obviously paid attention and bought the ones I wanted most….why not add more!!! LOL. Winter is fast approaching so I have added 3 pair of boots and I expect to get ALL THREE. One is purple of course, my favorite color and the other pair are absolutely to DIE FOR…MUST HAVE repeat MUST HAVE. Here are the heels you HOs bought for me last month. ENJOY…
i LOVE these…from BlondieBOY
sexy pumps from German ShitPIG
miss sixty t-straps from a Drive-By
Marciano fringe from German ShitPIG
LAMB stilettos from AndyPandie